Hey, my beautiful readers!

Oh my goodness, I was on television! Oh, if only it wasn’t so early in the morning… Anyway, did you all like my outfit? The dress is new, and the fur shawl was from my mother to borrow. Sadly, she is very protective over her more expensive and exotic items of clothing. I shall ask her if I can borrow it again for the next party we attend… I’ll keep you all updated if I receive invites for anymore. Although, I hope they will not result into the magnitude of chaos Mr Rochester’s party had! And if I do get invited to anymore parties, I shall not be getting my hair styled by a certain somebody! I mean, look at it! bit.ly/whereisjaneeyre Ugh! This has just been a horrible month altogether!

Speaking of Mr Rochester… he is in some very deep water. I just cannot believe his brazen behaviour regarding not only his not-so-secret-first-wife but also that he hoped Jane would be alright with it! I may not like Miss Eyre (I certainly don’t hate her anymore), but no one should be treated this way! It is utterly degrading and humiliating, and I am appalled by Mr Rochester and his lack of sense! Jane has already had enough to deal with; her ruined wedding, the fact that she has become an overnight public figure with a scandal above her head, and now the whole of rural England is searching for her! I do not (sadly) have any personal information from Mr Rochester or Jane about this scandal, but from what the interviewers have explained – I honestly understand why Jane left. And in my honest opinion (when has my opinion never been honest?!), I think that time away from each other will be extremely beneficial to the both of them; neither of them are in their right mind to be thinking logically, and Mr Rochester has clearly not been consulting his morality throughout their unlawful courtship – I doubt he will begin anytime soon!

Besides, Mr Rochester definitely owes my family (mainly I) an apology! My usually sated brother is enraged at our (my!) association with this whole mess! Mr Rochester has shamed us all with his sinful actions, and honestly the only benefit to this whole experience was that I was on live television and that he is no longer courting me! If we were wed however, and I found out about a “secret wife” I would:

1)            Slap him silly with my silk gloves (propriety, be damned!)

2)            Throw the gloves to the ground and make retrieve them

3)            Repeat step 1

4)            Throw the gloves at his face

5)            Make an exit

6)            Ride my mare Freida until I am flushed and exhausted

7)            Repeat steps 1-6 until he annuls the marriage with his “secret wife” and buys me jewels

What would you do if you were in Jane’s position? Comment below, I love hearing from you!

Totally Blanche xx